All Was Well

There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it

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Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.                                                                                                     -Albus Dumbledore (The Philosopher’s Stone, book quotes)

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As Ginny and Hermione moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. -insp

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Harry Potter characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Harry: You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen?

Ron: I always thought quick sand was a MUCH bigger problem than it turned out to be.

Hermione: I don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.

McGonagall: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Draco: I hear what you’re saying, and I ALSO don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Blaise: hi, I’m very gay and I’d like a few dollars.

Ginny: I know all of that, how do YOU know all that?

Luna: why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken!

Pansy: The bar is SO much lower than I’d EVER imagined.

Dumbledore: and then I said “no,” you know, like a liar.

Snape: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵

Voldemort: YOU’RE NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUY REWARDS CARD!

Neville: and I’m like “hey! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”

Sirius: Eat ass suck a dick and sell drug!

Lavender and Parvati: anyway, this is a long winded way of saying that we bought a stroller for our dog.

Remus: instead they see a healthy 28 year old man trying his best.

Moody: STREET SMARTS!

Fred and George: god I guess they’re finally gonna kill us all- all right. This is younger than I thought, but we are pretty big assholes.

Bellatrix: I used to smoke crack!

Tonks: THAT’S why teachers show videos?!

Fleur: Everybody get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds!

Percy: you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and have no outlet for it.

Bill: I quit drinking because I used to black out and would “ruin parties.”

Cedric: Top three colleges? I thought I’d be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the tail light by now.

Viktor Krum: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die.

Cho: sometimes babies will point at me, and I do not care for that shit at all.

Molly: get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends.

Arthur: ooh! DUCKLINGS!

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kramergate:

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Harry ‘Dickhead’ Potter through a mouth full of Wizardburger Helper “idk…….that’s……wow that sucks i guess lol so i’m thinking about buying this solid gold cauldron what do yall think? a little over the top?”

“oh that’s wild lmao… hey check this out I’m gonna buy all the candy off the cart on the train”

“dude you guys haven’t been able to buy new robes in like 10 years….wow that sucks i guess kek but hey lets go get some butterbeer my treat but fuck you :)”

He was literally 12 years old at this point in time, as well as the fact that he always felt extremely bad about their situation and even tried to pay for things for Ron numerous times, however he knew that Ron was ashamed and prideful over his lack of money.

Not to mention he gave Ginny all of Lockharts Defence Against The Dark Arts books, and gave Fred and George his triwizard winnings in the fourth book. 

And if you think, for even a second, that Molly or Arthur Weasley would have ever taken money from him then you don’t know that family at all.

Oh, and when he got all the candy on the train, he was extremely malnourished after being mistreated and abused from living with the dursleys, and made sure that he got enough for himself and Ron, whom he had literally only just met.

a literal child who, only hours prior, was in the process of being starved and abused by his relatives in a room with bars on the windows: *eats food*

y’all: look at this privileged rich boy

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